Yeah, who IS this funky chumper? Well, that's what this page is for! A feller's gotta have a couple pages fer personal doo-dads. Yee HAW! There's going to be a history lesson here on this marvelous dude, but first I need to get the important shizzle done. well, okay, I guess I could spew a few facts... until I assemble a more extensive array of photos and tidbits.

It all began one summer day back in 1972. I was warm and snuggled in a hot-tub of my own filth, minding my own buisness. Suddenly I was thrust out into a cold room, held upside-down by my leg, spanked on my naked ass, weighed, and then circumsized. Yes, I could tell right away, THIS was the start of something good.